It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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