do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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