Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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