yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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