I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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