only if we run a train.
done.
In America we eat man semen.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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