wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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