My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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