plz talk dirty to me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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