Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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