My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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