Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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