Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
