I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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