well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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