I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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