jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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