I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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