Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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