I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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