I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
