I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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