"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
well you can't waste a boner
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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