How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
