On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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