Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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