NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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