But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
operation have a gay friend backfired
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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