I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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