Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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