The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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