Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
