how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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