their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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