I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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