okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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