Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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