I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Randomize
