i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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