bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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