Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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