I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
