a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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