well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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