You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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