all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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