Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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