you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm always down for nudity.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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