i just had sex bonerless
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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