Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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