she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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