my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Found your dick twin last night
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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