While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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