we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it's great music for shaving your balls
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
