i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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