your thong is hanging out like whoa
We're facebook friends in real life
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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